Vote for Dan in Hello’s Most Attractive Celebrity Poll
Yes, these things are shallow.
Yes, these things are utterly pointless and achieve nothing.
But Dan is currently trailing behind Tom Cruise in Hello’s most attractive celebrity poll, and that’s just not on, so fire up your browsers (and all of us have more than one these days, so make use of that) and vote for Dan. And keep voting.
It might seem like a mission impossible or a somewhat risky business to get Dan to the position of top gun, but use all the right moves – click, captcha, click, F5 – and we’ll show that Dan is far and away the most attractive celebrity.
And I can only apologise for the dreadful puns.